Sunday, September 24, 2006

Mc Afferty, ye tees oot!

Haggis McAfferty couldn't go out that night. He had nothing to wear. He was in touch with his feminine side. He was goodlooking but didn't think too much of himself and was incredibly insecure.
Why had he made the date in the first place? Exactly because of the fact that he was insecure.
He was man enough to be alone but she had popped up at such an unexpected moment and had asked him out before he knew what had hit him.
She had walked into his office claiming to have been sent to him by his partner in the firm.
Never mix business with pleasure was his motto but she had run him over like a Sherman tank.
It appeared to him that he had no choise in the matter.
She had explained herself without hardly drawing breath and then in the same sentence had asked him out to discuss the case further in a more relaxed atmosphere.
And so it was that he found himself in a very chique grand cafe sitting opposite this beatiful, elegant, charming woman.
He felt uneasy.
He had only drunk a half a Scotch but he began to feel dizzy. But then she stared him in the eye and started to speak. He concentrated on her mouth, her lips, and all the words sank in.

To be continued!

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